Cock Box from The Big Oh! Box (Subscription Box Review)

Subscription boxes are really tricky. Many months ago, Andy and I had discussed starting a sex toy subscription box. We had picked out a name (Oh! Box), and were in the process of learning what it would all entail. We knew it had to be gender-neutral subscriptions, complete with safe materials and absolutely no ridiculous sample packs. We dropped the brainstorming once we decided it wasn’t really what we wanted to do, and really realized the limitations on picking toys out for other people.

When Michael from The Big Oh! Box approached us about a review, we just couldn’t say no. Not only was our previously chosen name incredibly similar but they also had relatively gender-neutral boxes and no sample sizes! How could we turn them down?

The Big Oh! Box has two choices: subscriptions or box purchases. Subscription boxes for solo fun start at $59 USD, while subscription boxes for partnered fun start at $109 USD and are all billed/sent quarterly. Each solo box contains one larger toy and 3-5 additional items. Each partnered box contains one larger toy and 6-10 additional items. If you don’t like surprises, then you can purchase one of their pre-packaged boxes that list all the products. They range from $46-$140 USD and it is a one-time purchase. We were sent the Cock Box valued at $100 USD.

Cock Box Big Oh Box Subscription Box Review - A Couple of Kinks

 

The Cock Box Includes:
-The Perfect Stroke Mouth Masturbator
-8.5 oz Sliquid H2O Lubricant
-Swipes Lovin Wipes
-8 oz Mighty Tidy toy cleaner

Cock Box Big Oh Box Subscription Box Review - A Couple of Kinks

The Perfect Stroke Mouth Masturbator:

After recently trying out our first Fleshlight, we were excited to be able to compare it to another type of masturbator. The Zero Tolerance Perfect Stroke was kind of a disappointment, but there are some good aspects to it. It has taken a typical masturbator with realistic feel and pleasurable ridges and added a twist to it. There is a large component of suction that this toy incorporates that is called “Accumulation Technology”. There is a twist cap for air pressure as usual, but there is also a suction valve that can release or build up pressure. It is marketed for both flaccid and erect penises.

It took us a few times reading the instructions and watching the online video in order to figure out what the valve is supposed to be doing. Having already learned our lesson with lube, Andy added a ton of hybrid lubricant to the toy and his penis, which ended up being absolutely necessary (we used Sliquid Silk). It took quite a bit of adjustments and effort to get this toy feeling good. Andy was not a super fan of the suction pressure. He said that he couldn’t feel the texture inside the toy because it kind of just latched onto his skin and only moved his skin around. He is un-circumcised so he can only speak for those who have skin that moves easily. To quote Andy: “It feels like a Chinese finger trap for my dick”.

It was not really possible for me to control this toy for him, so it remained a solo-masturbation toy. In order to remove your penis, you have to undo the valve and let out some pressure.

The only benefit to this is that it might work for those with erectile dysfunction or for penises that stay on the more flaccid side. Once the penis is inserted, the suction creates a unique option. It is definitely marketed as a toy for both erect and flaccid penises, so this is a positive component.

Cock Box Big Oh Box Subscription Box Review - A Couple of Kinks

-8.5 oz Sliquid H2O Lubricant

We received an entire bottle of Sliquid! Yay! This was a really nice surprise, because often in subscription boxes you get this tiny little sample. I mean, you just know that Sliquid is going to be great! We know that this was intended to use with the Perfect Stroke as you should only really use water-based lubricant. We cheated and used a hybrid lubricant because Andy feels that water-based disappears too quickly, however that is a risk we decided to take with the toy material. We like that a safe, compatible product (water-based) was sent with the masturbator. We will definitely use the Sliquid H2O.

-Swipes Lovin Wipes

I absolutely love these! I never knew I needed genital wipes in my life before trying these. Seriously, this has opened up a whole new world. Made specifically for pre-action or post-action, the Swipes are gentle on your genitals. I have a very sensitive vulva and I have not yet had any issues. These Swipes were probably intended to use post-masturbator session, however I have been using them pre-action and they are great. Now I never have to be worried about Andy performing analingus! We love these Swipes and would definitely buy them again.

-8 oz Mighty Tidy toy cleaner

I was a bit skeptical about this product initially. The first reason is that it is scented and I am a fan of odourless and non-fragrant products. My second concern was that I couldn’t find anything on the Perfect Stroke website about which cleaning products to use besides their own. So, I decided to email Michael from The Big Oh! Box to hear his thoughts. I was really impressed by his answer – they had compared ingredients with the Perfect Stroke brand toy cleaner prior to selecting it. They have also personally used this product without any negative results. Although I am satisfied by this answer, we still can’t get past the scent and unfortunately won’t be using it. This might not bother others though – we are only speaking for ourselves.

Cock Box Big Oh Box Subscription Box Review - A Couple of Kinks

Price:

-The Perfect Stroke Mouth Masturbator: $90 USD direct from Zero Tolerance ($48 from Amazon, but don’t buy toys from Amazon).
-8.5 oz Sliquid H2O Lubricant: $19 USD
-Swipes Lovin Wipes $7 USD
-8 oz Mighty Tidy toy cleaner $5 USD

Total: $121 USD plus individual shipping.
Cock Box: $109 USD with free US shipping and $25 Canadian shipping.

Currently, this seems like a deal for US residents, but not super great for Canadians (but we’re kind of used to that).

Packaging:

The packaging was super cute. It was a plain black shoebox on the outside, with their logo covering the inside. It was definitely a discreet box, but unfortunately for customs across the border it was labeled: “adult novelties, lubricant”. Not as discreet as some people would like.

In Conclusion:

We are overall really impressed by The Big Oh! Box, we just don’t think that the Perfect Stroke was for us. We love the gender-neutral site and how super sweet the owners have been throughout this entire process. We also love the super practical additions to the package (lube, wipes, cleaner) and that they are all real sizes instead of little sample packets. We heard a rumour that toys that need batteries actually come with batteries! Talk about making a pretty complete package.

For this particular box, you are not surprised by any of the products you are receiving. It also does save you a bit of money. We are really impressed and think that The Oh! Box is doing a really great thing! If you’re up for a surprise, head over to their subscription section. If you want to know exactly what you’re getting, head over to their ‘shop’ section.

You can purchase the Cock Box from The Big Oh! Box.

Thank you The Big Oh! Box for providing us with the Cock Box in exchange for an honest and unbiased review!

Cock Box Big Oh Box Subscription Box Review - A Couple of Kinks

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