It Scrolls! Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator Review

I’m pretty sure I’m in love with this wand vibrator. Not only is it the most powerful toy we own, but it SCROLLS through intensities. It SCROLLS. Let me explain.

Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator US UK Review A Couple of Kinks

The Basics:

The Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator is a wall-plug wand with ultra-powerful vibrations. It is made of plastic, with a flexible connection between the wand head and the body. It is 13 inches with a circumference of 7.5 inches and a base diameter of 2.4 inches (but don’t worry, it isn’t going inside of you). It is powered by plugging it into the wall (with a 6 foot cable) and the intensities are controlled through a scroll wheel. I can’t tell you how many levels there are because it is a continuous increase when you start scrolling. It is not waterproof.

The idea of the wand is that the oversized head allows for broad-area vibrations. The head is made of firm plastic with 5 ringed indents along it for texture.

Lovehoney has had this wand on the UK market for a while (Lovehoney Mains Powered Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator) but only just released the US version in July 2016.

Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator US UK Review A Couple of Kinks

The Package:

Simple packaging. Comes with a small information packet. To note, the info packet mentions that it should not be used for longer than 15 minutes at a time and then you should allow it to rest for 30 minutes between uses. I think this is pretty standard for plug-in wands due to the hard-working motor.

Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator US UK Review A Couple of Kinks

Using it:

When I first turned on the wand, I laughed at how strong it felt in my hands. I showed Andy and our first thoughts were “This is going to be too intense for me”. There was something about it that made it jump to the top of our reviewing queue and we tested it immediately.

We first tested it over my underwear as I was a bit nervous about it being too intense. On the lowest setting, it was just perfect. I lay on my couch, holding the wand and Andy used his fingers to reach my g-spot. At first, Andy was controlling it but the underwear made it difficult for him press it to the right spots so I ended up taking control. Lets just say that my underwear got pretty soaked.

We then made sure Andy had a turn so we used it over his boxers to stimulate his frenulum. It definitely turned him on but he had to use his hand to finish. It is definitely something we would explore more with an attachment or two.

The next day, we tried it again. I couldn’t stop thinking about the power that this wand has and how the lowest setting made me cum over my underwear. Needless to say, we tried it without any clothing barrier. I had control of the wand and was seamlessly scrolling through the intensities as Andy was penetrating me from the edge of the bed. The wand is slightly awkward to place with simultaneous penetration, but we made do. Essentially, Andy didn’t enter me completely so he always left a space for the wand. Well, it worked. I screamed and then Andy moaned, and we were done. It was more intense than that, but you get the point that it was quick, effective and wonderful.

I then proceeded to masturbate with it and managed to build my way up to the highest setting, which is pretty damn intense. It made me cum instantly, but I don’t think that surprises you.

Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator US UK Review A Couple of Kinks

I don’t want to say that I’m addicted to my wand, because that isn’t a fair analogy. Instead I will tell you that I dream about it. I’ve written erotic stories about it and we often incorporate it into our playtime. There is something so sexy about having this giant powerhouse grind against my vulva. Plugging it into the wall causes a Pavlovian response: Things are going to get really, really good.

The vibrations are deep, broad and rumbly. They barely resonate in the body of the wand, which means that it is pleasant to hold – none of those hand-numbing sensations. The head is firm which allows for targeted pressure, and the neck is flexible which helps out in situations where there is simultaneous penetration. We find it a bit awkward to use the wand with another toy or hand or penis, but at least the flexible neck makes it possible. If the other item does happen to be a penis, this wand definitely provides a unique sensation as the penis-holder can feel the vibrations. That’s how deep they are.

Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator US UK Review A Couple of Kinks

The wand itself is easy to hold with the body tapering towards the end. I can often place it just right and have my thumb hover over the wheel to easily change intensities. This is ESSENTIAL for me. I have a very sensitive clit, which means the moment I start orgasming, I need to dial down the intensity PRONTO. A lot (and I mean A LOT) of toys do not account for this. Often I have to turn them off or remove them from my body as I find my way back to the lowest setting mid-orgasm. The Lovehoney Deluxe Wand has a scroll that allows you to instantly dial down to the lowest setting. It is absolutely wonderful, and is it the feature that has totally won me over and will probably continue to win me over. It is our very first wand vibrator, but that scroll is unique and will most likely continue to set this wand apart from the rest.

As for the 5 indents on the head, I’m not sure they make much of a difference. When I turn the head on a certain angle, I get a more pin-point sensation but I don’t think this has anything to do with the ridges. 

Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator US UK Review A Couple of Kinks

Lube: It is always a good idea to use lube! In this case, make sure to use a water-based lube. It specified in the info pamphlet that silicone-based lubes might damage the material.

Cleaning: Cleaning kind of sucks. The wand is not waterproof at all. You have to take a wet cloth and sex toy cleaner and use them to clean the head of the wand. It becomes annoying because the 5 indents make it hard to clean. I’m super worried about damaging my wand so I just find it inconvenient to clean. Don’t get me wrong though, it is totally and completely worth it.

Sound: Fortunately for us, sound is not an issue because we live in our own apartment. It definitely makes noise but it isn’t intensely scary. As we test more wands, we will update this section for comparison.

Penises: Wands can absolutely be used with penises, especially on the frenulum! Andy thinks it is too intense to have direct contact, so we make sure there is a layer of underwear between the two. We don’t currently own any wand attachments, but they are a great option that we hope to try in the future.

Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator US UK Review A Couple of Kinks

Conclusion:

Seriously, we love the Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator. Andy loves it because I love it, and I really do love it. We are so lucky that we got to have our first wand experience be with such a high-quality, powerful wand. If you have a wall plug near your masturbation/sex zone, then we highly recommend this wand, regardless of relationship status or gender. We can’t recommend it enough.

Recommended For: Everyone! Kidding. People who enjoy powerful vibrations. People who enjoy broad stimulation. People who need to change intensities quickly. People who don’t mind searching for pinpoint stimulation.

Not Recommended For: People who don’t have easy access to wall plugs. People who need silent vibrations. People who need intense pinpoint stimulation. People who need very gentle vibrations.

You can purchase the Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator at Lovehoney US or Lovehoney UK. Don’t forget to use codes ACOUPLEOFUS and ACOUPLEOFUK to get 10% off!

Thank you Lovehoney for providing us with the Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.


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