I’ll be the first person to say that I used to dislike condoms. I would dry up really quickly and then often be sore for days. I spoke to my gynecologist about it and he confirmed with a pair of latex gloves, that I was...
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Nothing GUARANTEES an Orgasm
I have a lot of feelings about the statement that something can ‘guarantee’ an orgasm. Everyone is different. Everyone feels pleasure from different things. What turns you on might not turn me on. Even if it does turn...
How To: Choose A Sex Toy Shop
The first time I walked into a sex shop, I felt a bit overwhelmed. I had no idea there would be so many different options available that were focused around pleasure. All I had wanted was a simple vibrator, and I walked...
Why Getting Older Is SEXY AF
Do you remember back in the day when you turned the legal age in your respective country and you thought you were just so grown up, thought you were at your peak and thought that you were just such hot shit. Oh… was...
What to Bring on a One-Night Stand
Recently, it was our 4-year anniversary of our one-night stand! Every anniversary, we reminisce about how fateful our night together was – a bunch of stars aligned to get us in the same room at the same time. A LOT of...
The Ultimate Guide to Buying and Using Kegel Balls
After our fiasco with my first set of kegel balls, we realized that there really isn’t that much information out there to actually know what the hell to do. We decided to scour the Internet to find the best information...
How To Propose to Your Boyfriend
Surprise! Andy and I are engaged! It just might be the reason for some of my sporadic silence over the past few weeks. Between the planning and the rollercoaster nervousness, there was a lot of unproductive time being...
IUD Diary #2 (1 Month Later)
At the end of my last diary (1.5 weeks after my IUD insertion) my bleeding had decreased but it had not fully stopped. Well, unfortunately it still has not fully stopped. I actually got my period last week (my normal...
8 Ways to Actually Stay on Track with Fitness
If you follow us on Twitter, you might already know that Rebecca is a Registered Dietitian. There have been hints dropped every so often, but we don’t like to talk about it too much because the word ‘dietitian’ often...
Why Sex Toy Quality Matters (aka Don’t Buy Cheaply Made Sex Toys)
When we first started buying sex toys, we had no idea what we were doing. We didn’t realize that some sex toys were toxic. We didn’t realize that there was such a thing as ‘anal safe’. We saw sex toys on sale and we...
Check the Ingredients – Propylene Glycol
Once upon a time, we knew nothing about lubricant. We went to a sex shop, we bought the recommended water-based lube and we used it for years. When we started to review sex products, we were offered free lubricant from...
IUD Diary #3 – 2.5 months later
So… my IUD has been removed. This is quite a sudden change from my IUD Diary #2 where I was pretty happy with my IUD. This is going to be a long post, but I promise it is important to read if you’re considering an IUD...
The Art of Choking
My back is against the bed as he penetrates me from the edge. My legs are spread open; my right one is hovering in the air while my left one is leaning against his shoulder. I could wrap them around him, but I choose to...
How NOT to Make a Sex Canvas
We have a permanent art piece on our wall that we call the ‘sex canvas’. It is an indescribable smear of blue paint, sprinkled with footprints and the memory of our DIY project fail. We had talked about creating art...
We Won a Nude Photo Shoot and It Was… Tacky.
While browsing the booths at the Everything To Do with Sex Show in Montreal, we stumbled upon a nude photographer. There was a catalogue of portraits to look through and despite the saleswoman’s enthusiasm about their...
Review: Blush Novelties Nude Impressions Black
This toy seems to cover all bases – it is made of body-safe materials, waterproof, rechargeable and has a base that acts as a suction cup, fits into harnesses and makes it safe for anal play. As well, the body is curved...
Blush Novelties Helio Review
Sometimes you open a new toy and you just know it is going to be good. But every so often you open a new toy, think it’s going to be good and it ends up blowing your mind. Helio by Blush Novelties is one of those toys –...
Anal Sex 101: All The Info You Need
You know what drives me crazy? When people perpetuate the idea that anal sex is dirty and painful and something women only ‘do for their boyfriends’. While anal sex can be accidentally dirty, can be painful if...
A+ for Simplicity: Topco Wildfire Slimline G Review
This toy was used once, put in our toy box and forgotten about… until I kept seeing it pop up all over the place on social media. It seemed like despite never having a recent review, it managed to make its way in...
Wand Essentials Spellbinder Wand Massager [MEO] a.k.a that is NOT silicone
I do need to take partial blame for this post. When I signed up as an affiliate with MEO, I was asked to pick some toys that Andy and I wanted to review. We picked a few and were sent over a mix of stuff that was on the...
That Time I Squirted – Lelo Ella Review
The Lelo Ella has been responsible for many people’s first squirts so I knew I had to try it. Many reviewers have started their squirting adventures with this elegant, sleek little toy. I am pleased to confirm that I...
Home
I’m browsing the Internet as my phone beeps. I know it is Andy before I even see his name. “I’m on my way home” it says – flashing brightly before my eyes. Home. Home is where I’m sitting on the couch and I hear him...
We had sex in a cloud forest
We had sex in a cloud forest. We had quick, dirty, side-of-the-road, watching-for-cars, next-to-cows sex in a cloud forest. We’re not really nature people. We’re much happier on a terrace with a glass of sangria than...
Our First Orgy
There is a lot of pressure for the first time at a sex club. You’re there with your partner and you’re eyeing all the other couples, avoiding some, but trying to slowly gravitate towards others. People are naked, but...