This is going to be an incredibly short review.
Our experience can be summarized in a few lines:
- Request first wand attachment
- Receive first wand attachment from Meo and quickly find out that they have lied about materials and flat-out copied other products
- Try wand attachment anyway… cuz we still wanted to try it
- Andy cannot comfortably get it around his penis (despite using lube) because:
- He is girthy (> 1.5 inches)
- He is not circumcised and the foreskin prevents smooth entry
- We repeat steps 3 & 4 one more time.
- We put it in our “still needs review pile” and leave it there for… months.
- Andy says he is “unlikely to ever go through that pain again”.
- We don’t use it again.
We aren’t just going to leave you with that horrible review though. We do have a few more things to say about it. Namely… read The Big Gay Review’s Review on the Lovehoney version of this product because him and his partner both sing its praises.
Basically, a masturbator attachment is intended to go on the top of a massage wand. For our trials, we used the Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator. The sleeve measures 3.5 inches in height and 4 inches in length. It is a double-ended masturbator which means you can insert on either end. The large end is 1.5 inches in diameter and the small end is 0.5 inches in diameter. There are little ‘nibs’ of texture inside as well.
The “Massage Masturbator Sleeve” from Meo is actually really the Wand Essentials Hummingbird Masturbator Attachment. This probably also means that the Lovehoney version is also from Wand Essentials, but that is not confirmed. They look preeeeeetty identical though. So either it’s the same or someone copied someone.
This particular attachment is made out of TPR. TPR should not be used for insertable toys, but there are so many masturbators made out of TPR. TPR toys are porous, which means that they will hold onto bacteria, mould and chemicals. Sanitizing with a dishwasher, boiling water, rubbing alcohol or diluted bleach will break down the material. It is recommended to throw out these toys after 6-12 months of use. We are not totally certain if this is the same recommendation for masturbation sleeves… but if you’re using lube and there is pre-cum/cum/bodily fluids… then yeah… it’s probably the same recommendation.
Due to the material and the “cleaning” process… use water-based lubricant, which is suggested for most masturbators.
We told you this would be a quick review! The Wand Essentials Hummingbird Masturbator Attachment did not work for Andy, but it could work for you! The Big Gay Review absolutely loved it – so this is really just one of those toys that is a hit or a miss. Good thing it isn’t too expensive!
Recommended For: People who normally enjoy masturbator sleeves and already own a massage wand. People who have girth <1.5 inches or who enjoy really a tight fit.
Not Recommended For: Andy, basically. People who are above 1.5 inches in girth and don’t enjoy a tight fit. People who don’t like vibrating masturbators.
Thank you to Meo for providing us with the Wand Essentials Hummingbird Masturbator Attachment in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.