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December 7, 2021
ode to our first vibrator

  Ode to Our First Vibrator: Oh Nasstoys, I had no idea that you were kind of a crap brand. When I walked into that sex toy shop for the first time, All the pink, purple and jelly toys were a bit overwhelming. How do you pick the very first vibrator? How do you decide […]

December 7, 2021
We Vibe Touch Review

I wish my first vibrator had been the We-Vibe Touch. It has all the power of my current favourite vibe (the We-Vibe Tango), softened by the silicone and larger exterior. The Basics The We-Vibe Touch is made of silky silicone and is 100% waterproof. It has 8 vibration modes – 4 of which are just straight vibes […]

December 7, 2021
SATISFYER PRO PENGUIN REVIEW

The Satisfyer series came out shortly after the Womanizer series took the pleasure world by storm. The Womanizer, which I have already reviewed was revolutionary for people who enjoy clitoral stimulation. It was an innovative product that actually worked! Despite the horrible name of the Womanizer, most sex blogger reviews were surprisingly positive. My review had mixed feelings […]

December 7, 2021
mysteryvibe crescendo review

This review is a bit difficult to write. On one hand, we absolutely love the concept of the Crescendo and love the company MysteryVibe that is behind it. On the other hand, a major appeal of the toy is the unlimited patterns… and patterns don’t work for either of us… especially when they are buzzy […]

December 7, 2021
WE-VIBE TANGO REVIEW

We-Vibe claims that the Tango is the most powerful mini-vibe, and so far, we would have to agree with that statement. The We-Vibe Tango seems to be a sex blogger staple, and we can see why. The Basics The We-Vibe Tango is a bullet-sized vibrator. It is made of ABS plastic, 100% waterproof and USB rechargeable. It […]

December 7, 2021
Wand Essentials Spellbinder Wand Massage Review

I do need to take partial blame for this post. When I signed up as an affiliate with MEO, I was asked to pick some toys that Andy and I wanted to review. We picked a few and were sent over a mix of stuff that was on the list and stuff that wasn’t on […]

December 7, 2021
Doxy Die Cast Review

I really want this wand to be our ‘go to’ powerhouse, but we just can’t quite get it there. The wand itself is pretty glorious, and perfect in all ways except one. But it is the one thing that limits the xy Die Cast for us. We had the opportunity to pick a Doxy product to […]

December 7, 2021
BLUSH NOVELTIES NUDE IMPRESSIONS BLACK Review

This toy seems to cover all bases – it is made of body-safe materials, waterproof, rechargeable and has a base that acts as a suction cup, fits into harnesses and makes it safe for anal play. As well, the body is curved to stimulate the G-spot. It might have all these features, but does it […]

December 7, 2021
Bswish Bwild Classic Bunny Review

When BSwish asked if they could send us a rabbit, we just had to say yes! We’ve never actually owned a rabbit before and were totally intrigued by this type of sex toy. We’ve heard mixed reviews about rabbits: when it works, it really works but when it doesn’t work it really doesn’t work. I’ve […]

December 7, 2021
LOVEHONEY DELUXE MASSAGE WAND VIBRATOR REVIEW

I’m pretty sure I’m in love with this wand vibrator. Not only is it the most powerful toy we own, but it SCROLLS through intensities. It SCROLLS. Let me explain. The Basics The Lovehoney Deluxe Massage Wand Vibrator is a wall-plug wand with ultra-powerful vibrations. It is made of plastic, with a flexible connection between the wand […]

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