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December 8, 2021
Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo Review

Do you ever get that feeling where you just NEED something? Occasionally, I do. I’m naturally drawn to bright colours. My closet is a full of bright pinks, bright blues, bright oranges… bright everything. To put things in perspective: I went through a neon phase in high school. I believe bold is beautiful, so when […]

December 8, 2021
Maia Kendall Dildo Review

This toy is a great addition to the colour diversity of our toy box but that’s about it. It really makes an impression with its bright blue colour and girth, but it is incredibly firm and terrible to actually use. In short: It is a girthy dildo that gets trapped on my pelvic bone and […]

December 8, 2021
Blush Novelties Helio Review

Sometimes you open a new toy and you just know it is going to be good. But every so often you open a new toy, think it’s going to be good and it ends up blowing your mind. Helio by Blush Novelties is one of those toys – it keeps blowing our minds. I know that is […]

December 7, 2021
Lelo Ella Review

Let’s just get this out of the way: yes, I squirted. It was the first time and it was glorious. It was less wet than I had imagined, but it was still pretty damn wet. The Lelo Ella has been responsible for many people’s first squirts so I knew I had to try it. Many reviewers have […]

December 7, 2021
Glass Dildo Purple Rain Ribbed Review

Glass dildos used to scare me. I like it rough, so I was scared that the glass would shatter inside of me. How would you explain that to a doctor? Then I did some actual research and discovered that most glass dildos, as long as they are from a reputable company, have barely any chance of leaving […]

December 7, 2021
Funkit Wooden Paddle Review

You know what you should do while waiting for your first paddle to be delivered? You should just make your own. No, I’m not talking about myself (have you seen my craft skills). I am talking about the owner of Funkit, who, while waiting for a paddle to arrive decided that it would be faster […]

December 7, 2021
We Vibe Rave Review

I was so spoiled to receive the We-Vibe Rave and the L’Amourose Prism V around the same time. If you’ve read our review of the Prism V, then you know how much I enjoyed it! The We-Vibe Rave is incredibly similar but I actually enjoy it even more! The strong, rumbly vibrations are greatly enjoyed by […]

December 7, 2021
CRAVE DUET VIBRATOR REVIEW

When Vibrant offered us the Crave Duet in exchange for a review, we were already a bit back-logged with our review queue, but there was something about the two tips that intrigued us about the Duet. Also, Vibrant has been nothing but amazing so we couldn’t tell them no! The Basics The Crave Duet is a compact size […]

December 7, 2021
lamourose prism v review

I have been eyeing L’Amourose products for quite some time now. Every review that I have read has pretty much been glowing – especially for the Prism V. I wasn’t even skeptical about it – I was hoping it would work for me and I was totally right. The Basics The L’Amourose Prism V is a G-spot […]

December 7, 2021
WE-VIBE NOVA REVIEW

Yes, I know it is a rabbit vibe. I know – but I swear I had heard great things about the We-Vibe Nova and I was curious to try it out. I had heard great things because the rabbit arm is flexible and points downwards which means that it can be adjusted for different bodies […]

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