I flopped onto the bed to catch a little break from all of our events, with my legs dangling off the side. The week had been absolutely non-stop. Between work, school, family events and family illnesses, we had been...
Our mission
We love exploring sex in all its forms. We’re a pretty kinky couple and have been for the past three years since we started introducing sex toys into our relationship. Since then, we've come a long way and have expanded our toy box to fit our ever-growing collection.
We've made mistakes, but we've also learned much along the way. We want to share our experience with you, so you can make an informed decision about which toy works for you, whether that's a remote vibrator with an app, powerful wand vibrator, dual rabbit vibrator, or remote-controlled vibrating panties.
We also love talking about our sexcapades, from wild nights in clubs to intimate moments in cars. We want sex to be consensual, pleasurable, and fun for everyone involved, and we hope that by sharing our stories we can help make that happen.
Diana FoxClone-A-Willy: Attempt #1
The Clone-A-Willy is a peculiar invention. It is a kit designed for you to make a replica of your penis or someone else’s penis. Not only is it kind of hilarious, but it can be converted into one of the hottest toys you...
Reusable Menstrual Products – Glad Rags Pantyliner Plus Review
I remember the days when I thought reusable menstrual products were gross. I couldn’t imagine having to actually deal with my blood, rather than just throwing it out. Weren’t periods terrible enough already without...
Lovehoney Beginner’s Unisex Strap On Harness Kit Review
We were so excited to receive our very first harness! I’ve been dreaming about pegging Andy for so long, and Andy agreed to try it a while ago. We were just waiting for the right kit to start with. Please note that we...
Coco de Mer Leather Ankle Cuffs Review
We felt luxury right out of the package, and then continued to feel spoiled and sexy while using them. Over and over and over again. Yes, they definitely have our approval! The Basics: The Coco de Mer Leather Ankle...
Hathor Sutil LUXE Body Glide Review [Water-Based Lubricant]
The SUTIL Luxe Body Glide is a water-based lubricant that contains eco-certified ingredients. It is paraben-free, glycerin free and even comes in a biodegradable tube. Please note that it is not gluten free due to the...
Stroke 29 by Gun Oil Review [Water-Based Lubricant]
Stroke 29 is a lubricant intended for penis masturbation usage. It starts out as a very thick cream and slowly transforms into a clear, slick lubricant. It is supposed to transform around the 29th stroke, hence the name...
Intimate Earth Elite Silicone Lube Review [Silicone-Based Lubricant]
Intimate Earth has created an ultra light silicone lubricant. It uses high-grade silicone and infuses it with natural Shiitake extracts as well as Vitamin E. Elite is a silicone-based lubricant which means that it is...
SLYD Body Glide Silicone Lube Review
We’re always a little skeptical when a company doesn’t have their own website. When we Google SLYD, we can’t find anything except for re-sellers, which means there is a lot of information lacking about this lube. The...
Twistty With a Chance of Too Heavy (Maia Silicone Duo Balls Review)
I love the colour yellow. I also love things that are meant to go in my vagina. So you can only imagine my excitement when my Maia kegel balls arrived in the mail. Two bright yellow, shakeable, twisty balls that I was...
This Is How It’s Done – Lelo Luna Beads Review
I was brave enough to wear kegel balls in public. It was my sexy secret little workout until… it wasn’t so secret anymore. Urgently grabbing my crotch as the beads casually popped out of me in public was not what I had...
Our First Fleshlight Girl: Lisa Ann Barracuda Review
This was our second ever experience with a penis masturbator. Our first one was pre-toy knowledge and it ended up melting together with another unsafe material. So… that didn’t go so well. Our first Fleshlight, however...
Compact Masturbator: Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Review
A practical, non-realistic masturbator sleeve was exactly what we were hoping for. Our very first masturbator sleeve we ever bought was a much cheaper version of this, and was enjoyed until it melted while in contact...
The Famous Sqweel XT by Lovehoney (Review)
The Sqweel XT is seemingly a brilliant concept. Giving little licks along someone’s shaft can send them squirming and begging for more. When a toy is designed to ‘lick’ a penis you hope it is going to have some...
Hot Octopuss PULSE II DUO Review
The PULSE is a revolutionary toy because it is the first penis masturbator that does not require insertion into an orifice. In fact, the PULSE can be used with an erect penis or a flaccid one – it has been life changing...
Rocks Off Rise Review
When Peepshow Toys offered us to review the Rise by Rocks Off, we immediately said YES! We then sent an email to Hot Octopuss asking to review their PULSE II toy for comparison purposes. While the two toys look...
Wand Essentials Hummingbird Masturbator Attachment from MEO Review
This is going to be an incredibly short review. Our experience can be summarized in a few lines: Request first wand attachment Receive first wand attachment from Meo and quickly find out that they have lied about...
Womanizer Deluxe Review: Crazy-Fast Orgasms With a Twist
The Womanizer made a ripple in the sex blogging community a few months ago when Epi24 launched their innovation, named it something terrible, made it look like a tacky otoscope or thermometer and then charged over $200...
My G-Spot Is Picky: Tantus G-Spot Vibrator Review
I had been eye-ing this toy for a while. Being a g-spot Queen, I just knew I needed to have the toy that Tantus designated the “G Spot”. I did not however consider that a 1.7 inch diameter meant that the bulbous head...
The Luxurious & Versatile Jopen Callie Wand Vibrator (Review)
We were skeptical at first (I mean, there is a rhinestone for goodness sakes). Internal vibrations and broad g-spot stimulation don’t tend to work for me but we were quickly proven wrong. We were pleasantly surprised at...
Textureless Toy – Tantus Leisure Review
Initially, we thought this would be great for vaginal insertion. Then we slowly realized that this was not the intention of the Tantus Leisure. Instead, there are so many other wonderful butt-loving possibilities. The...
Doxy Die Cast: A Powerful Badass Massage Wand (Review)
I really want this wand to be our ‘go to’ powerhouse, but we just can’t quite get it there. The wand itself is pretty glorious, and perfect in all ways except one. But it is the one thing that limits the Doxy Die Cast...
We-Vibe Tango Review a.k.a our main vibe
We-Vibe claims that the Tango is the most powerful mini-vibe, and so far, we would have to agree with that statement. The We-Vibe Tango seems to be a sex blogger staple, and we can see why. The Basics: The We-Vibe Tango...
MysteryVibe Crescendo Review
This review is a bit difficult to write. On one hand, we absolutely love the concept of the Crescendo and love the company MysteryVibe that is behind it. On the other hand, a major appeal of the toy is the unlimited...